do you ever wonder if the reason gay people seem more confident is because they can look in the mirror and be like “yeah, i’d fuck that”
WARNING: THIS POST CONTAINS STRONG LANGUAGE
flexing muscles sit-ups abs lifting weights push-ups physical activity running football biceps
why are girls so cute like god damn curves and boobs and those legs and your hair and your skin and your voices and just like hot damn girls in thigh highs and maid outfits and oversized sweaters and messy hair and piercings and dresses
if you keep thinking that way, you will get laid
When I hit my little siblings lightly and they start crying.
I leave, and the leaving is so exhilarating. i know i can never go back.
but then what? do i just keep leaving places, and leaving them, tramping a perpetual journey?
i don’t watch supernatural anymore but this sign at the sandwich shop killed me
one of my main nicknames courtesy of my family is “emmy” and my uncle was like “what if you marry a guy named anthony whose nickname is tony then you’d be emmy and tony”
and then “what if his last name was award”
and then my cousin put in “if you have a son you could name him oscar”
emmy, tony, and oscar award
oh my god
HELLO BOYS I HAVE A QUESTION CAN YOU FEEL OUR BOOBS WHEN WE DO THE HUG
WE CAN FEEL YOUR BOOBS WHEN YOU WE DO THE HUG SORRY
WHEN I READ “HELLO BOYS” I READ IT IN CROWLEY’S VOICE AND GOT CONFUSED
ANOTHER QUESTION DOES IT FEEL WEIRD? YOU KNOW THE WHOLE BOOB THING
IT FEELS GOOD AGAIN SORRY